oh god the rape fog is back!
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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