idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
that is very illegal...i love you.
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