I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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