so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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