how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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