I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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