Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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