can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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