Me. At least after what I've been through.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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