saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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