I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Randomize
