absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Randomize
