just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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