Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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