One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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