He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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