I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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