Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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