You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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