it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
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