Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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