So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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