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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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