You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Randomize