And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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