just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
We smell like vodka and hangover
Randomize
