It's just like the Real World with babies
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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