Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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