How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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