Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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