Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I lost the right to judge tonight
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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