...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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