did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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