I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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