What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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