I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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