Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
