ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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