If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
We got so high we made milksteak
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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