but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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