is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I need to align my fucking chakras
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