We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Best friends brother. Beat that.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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