well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i just google imaged poop.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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