What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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