i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I think people are normalizing furries
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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