Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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