I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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