I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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