nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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