he puts the penis in happiness.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Randomize
