I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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