we have officially lost it.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
nutella sex= disaster
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
